Convince singles that spending time with you is worth it by making them an offer that they simply cannot refuse” It’s like The Godfather – but you know, for lonely, desperate creeps.Pure is an app for those that want to enjoy Tinder but are too embarrassed or shy to put themselves out there.This app measures how well you perform during sex and gives you a rating from 0-10, ten being the highest, zero being very depressing.Using the microphone and ‘accelerometer’ to determine an accurate score, the app claims “All you have to do is start the application, put your i Phone on the bed, in an arm band, or even in your pocket and have intercourse, it is as easy as that.Do you spend most of your free time staring daggers at the “in a relationship” status on your one-true-love’s Facebook?Keep an eye on them while you’re hoping they’ll fall miserably out of love with their other half with the handy website Another difference is that other dating sites make you subscribe to read and reply to messages, but on Spark! Want to ruin someone else’s relationship without the messy business of actually getting involved?
Lickmyapp requires no download and encourages users to improve their oral skills with a choice of three different games, you can flick a light switch on and off, turn a crank or go freestyle – where you bounce a beach ball. You also have to remember to wrap your phone for protection first because it’s supposedly crawling with bacteria, yuck.Breakupnotifier does exactly what it says on the tin.Simply choose which of your friends you want the site to send you notifications about when there’s a change in their relationship status. For those who want to know what that swipe left actually means, Heavenly Sinful is a simple way to find out exactly what they’re looking for.They have to have Platewave too, but that’s hardly the only boundary to finding love with this app.The main one being that you’re probably a fucking eagle-eyed psychopath to use it in the first place.The main problem with the app is that joining the mile high club is probably a lot better as a fantasy than a reality – in reality your flight will just be full of hungover dehydrated adults, the occasional screeching stag or hen, and screaming children, which isn’t exactly the best pool to pick from. The app boasts that it will help you “bribe your way to a date”, by letting people exchange a bouquet of flowers, a romantic dinner, a shopping trip, or an outdoor adventure in exchange for a first date.