Why would you want to be with a boy that you need to teach how to treat you properly?
Everyone knows that girls mature more quickly than boys.
A younger boy cannot offer me these modest but completely necessary levels of maturity.
There is nothing more dull than a boy who’s main hobbies are having banter with the lads, playing FIFA and watching footie. The younger they are, the less likely they are to have developed genuinely unique hobbies and interests that distinguish them from their crown of similar looking youthful friends.
They’re inexperienced in all areas of dating and relationships.
Your dates will probably be a Netflix and chill at his, a trip to the cinema or a cheeky Nando’s if you’re really special.It is a truth universally acknowledged that the more recently a boy moved away from his mum, the more likely she is to still have significant influence over his dress sense.This is likely to involve them wearing slightly dodgy jeans and t-shirts with questionable logos and slogans on them.I mean to just want to have an actual reasonably grown-up relationship; one that your parents actually know about, maybe even one that involves sharing a Tesco club-card account.Don’t get me wrong, fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes, but the younger they are the more likely they are to be a fuckboy." And you're like, how do you not realize my stomach is a shitty used car that'll break as soon as you drive it out of the lot?? He can drink until he passes out and barely feel it the next day, because #youth.